Since I know the vast majority of the people who read my blog have either seen the movie or are refusing to see it, I probably am not giving anything away.
1. It was better than I thought it would be.
2. I could not get past all of the "Smell the Fart" acting.
3. It would have been better to not have the Cullens pasty because they weren't consistently pasty.
4. I felt like Melissa Sue Anderson (i.e. made for tv) would have a cameo about halfway through.
That being said, it was a good laugh and entertaining for a Friday morning movie.
Oh, and I liked Bella. Ironic since I hate her in the book.
Another note - even in Arizona the audience was largely made up of LDS women and school-ditching teenagers.